Fridays

-ummm, excuse me.....who the hell are you?
-No, seriously, who let you in here?
-Huh? Ooohhhh, what's up??
-Lol, I know I haven't posted in a while, but hey, can you blame me? Ermm, well, I guess you can.

Anywho, after finally going to see Horton Hears A Who & Meet The Browns, I'd say I'm pretty dern happy! Lol, but who wouldn't be happy after seeing this??!?!:


Yes, that's Katie and she's a little dilluted. Don't worry, since the filming, she has going to countless doctors. Sadly, none of them know what's wrong with her.....

But, after munching on EXTREMELY buttery popcorn & very sweeet candy, AND laughing iy up, my problems seemed to well, melt away (but my calories didn't.....lol).

Well, I gotta go! Me and my cuzzo are trying to hang out this weekend.....Have a great weekend everyone and god bless!

Easter Crafts: Revealed

Ok, so I bet you're wondering what I'm making and I know I've left you in suspense for a few days (sorry!) welllll, here it is!!:
Generic Oreo Balls!
What You Need:

*Oreos, Chocolate Chips (Or Chocolate Bark), & A Package of Cream Cheese*

Instructions:

Get Your Oreos....

...


And Crunch 'em all up until it is fine...*I recommend using a food proccessor (is that what they're called?) because your KitchenAid probably won't get them to that fine consistency.


Next, put the smashed up oreos & some softened cream cheese in your KitchenAid. Turn it up until it looks like this and there aren't any chunks in the dough. Form into balls and refrigerate for an hour. *I put mine on a cookie sheet covered w/ wax paper..*


After the hour, melt some chocolate by microwaving it for a few minutes (I'd say 2 mins or less...) and mix the chocolate up.


Dip the oreo balls in chocolate and place them back on the cookie sheet. Refrigerate until the chocolate hardens.

Enjoy w/ a tall glass of milk!

Bloggish Blog

I've been looking at my blog and, I've been thinking, "Ehhh, looks a little bland!" So, I'm going to blog up my blog. Well, for starters I'll start adding pics of my crafts especially with Easter coming up and all...

Well, anyway, today I completely lost it. After sitting in class looking up research for my project with my friend on a laptop, my friend told the Idiot to try and get info by tommorrow so I daintly (ok, not daintly) told him he better bring his stuff in tommorrow because he's not doing---crap. Well, he fussed back at me telling me it was too hard to print stuff out and I yelled right back at him telling him, "All you had to do was go on Wikipedia, copy the info you're supposed to have down and print it!!!" I just hope he gets the message. Everyone else in my class did. Oops.

Weellll, after that I went to science class where my teacher once again neglected to give me credit for the homework I did but not give me credit for the stuff I didn't. So, I sat down about to doze off (hey, if she's not going to give me fair credit for stuff I do, why bother???) when my nose started to bleed! That was reallllly embarrassing! But, I guess it's not as embarrassing as me calling a TOTAL STRANGER and chasing after him thinking he was my friend. Yikes.



As for Easter, I think things are coming along slowly but surely. Today I started working on a Nekomimi doll for my little sis, but I'm changing the doll up since I'm not a huge fan of Anime. Off to work I go.

As for tutes, don't worry, they'll be here in a matter of days. My first tute will involve the following ingredients for a teensy-weensy hint:



Did ya guess???

Your's Truly,
Miss Divanistic

Topsy-Turvey Tuesday

Ok, so conferences are today (which I'm going to try to avoid) and school is so hectic. My grade went down in science for the most stupid reason and I'm so p/oed. I'm 2 points away from Bs in the classes I'm getting Cs in and I hope I can turn them around by the end of the marking period. In other words, SCHOOL IS SOO HECTIC!!!

My "friend" (k, he is my friend i dunno why i did the air quotes...haha) is trying to "hook me ^" w/ his friend and I'm like WOOOOOOOOW...weird. 'Guess it's kinda awkard. But he is SORTA cute....hm.

Lol, on to Craft-Related News. I cut out the rest of the fabric for my Pointy Kitty so I'm hoping to finish that today if I'm not too busy. Also, my mom's taking me to the craft store this weekend so I think I need to go to my friend's house to finish the stupid project....THAT'S DUE NEXT WEEK!!!!! And the "Thing" that we're working w/ still isn't doing a god-damn thing. Ah well, I hope he fails.

At least I can still look forward to the weekend. My cousins are taking me to the movies to go see Meet The Browns & Horton Hears A Who so we can see a movie and our sisters can see Horton. I really really need to go to a hair salon for the first time 'cuz I'm getting so sick of wearing my hair the same way every single day. I might go to this dominican hair salon since my hair is somewhat that texture and they are really really good.

Lol, guess I got off topic w/ the movies & my hair & all....well, here's an update:

Point Kitty- Almost Finished
Sister's Dress- Need Buttons & accessories
Cascarones- Need to make LOTS more!
Bunny rabbits- 1 down. Lots to go.
Sock Animals- I want to do this but I'm not sure if I'll get around to it.

And I'll post pics of all this stuff when I'm done!! I promise!

Your's Truly,
Miss Divanistic

Ahh, the luck of the Irish!

Hello & Happy St. Patty's Day! Although I didn't wear a hint of green today, I decided to put this cute little shamrock on my page for good luck.

With Easter coming early this year, I've started making my Easter gifts a little late....as in Saturday!!! So far, I have made:

- A Pointy Kitty

-A sock bunny

-My sister's dress *sorta unfinished* (which I never gave to her so it's gonna be a Easter gift)

-1 Cascarone Lol, gotta make lots more!

As you can see I have lots of work to do and I have like 4 different projects due soon so again, my life is really really hectic. Anyway, I'm planning to make lots more stuff so I gotta hurry.

Aside from my whacked out life I can't wait till 'cause I'll get to spend time w/ the familia, chillax, wear my new outfit, go to church and possibly see some old friends, and eat candy! It'll be nice to get away from all the drama for once. But hopefully, the drama will stay away and just let me have the holidays off [drama] because I need a vacation from the stress and the pressure it's just so friggin crazy.

Well, on a craftier note, I'm gonna make Generic Oreo Balls!! I'm making them for my class in a week or so, so they can eat something while we present and I hope we/they like em!

g2g and have a Happy Easter if for some reason I don't post by then!

Your's Truly,
Miss Divanistic

Ummm....ok....This is akward.... do I know you? ---Lol, I know I haven't been on in forever and a day but I guess it's cause I'm soooo busy.

My school life's a little hectic with conferences coming up next week and all.....*Gotta get my C's raised up to B's!!! I also have to read this book (Romeo & Juliet to be specific) and I can't understand a word in the bloody book (Did I mention I'm learning Cockney & British Slang?).....Whoa. I gotta lot on my plate.
Me & my friend went to the library to work on our project and there were lots of hobos & creeps there! And this one weird guy was like, "Alright ladies. Put away the dice and get rid of the cigarettes!" We were like, "WTF?!?!?!" Hmmm, akweird!.

So, I better get back to my hectic sham of a life....

Yours Truly,
Miss Divanistic


CANT TOUCH THIS!

OMFG.

Have you ever had one of those days where you just wanna scream "OMFG"?? Well, yesterday I was soooooo pissed. Here's how it all started:

Ok, so my history teacher told us to get a piece of paper and write down 4 names of the people we wanted to work with in our class. Of course, I wrote down my friends' names.

After he collected the papers he told us we were going 2 have to do a project w/ 2 other people. So everybody thought that we were going to work with the people on our list....well, WRONG! He told us to get into groups but we COULD NOT be in a group w/ anyone we chose.

I stood there for about 10 seconds until I got into a group w/ one of my other friends. Well, then, this weird kid in my class walked ^ to us and the teacher said he HAD to be in our group! Well, me and my friend just warned him and we started to work.

After planning who's going to do what for our project, the idiot says, "Let's write about suicide it's funny!" So we warned him.... then, he said something like that again so our teacher came over and "the idiot" was like, "I didn't say that!" and we told our teacher he did. WELLL, then "the Idiot" said, "OMG I'm surrounded by idiots!!" So, my friend kinda cussed him out after that and he's STILL in our group.

But oh well. I guess what's done is done! Me and my friend are going to work on the project this weekend but "the Idiot" is just going to do what jobs were assigned to him and give us the the info....

Ok, I know some of you might think I'm being really mean but this kid is so rude! Another friend of mine was talking to him and he started yelling "STFU!" (he wasn't playing around he was dead serious) And he always does random stuff like that and he always yells at our teachers. I just don't think I can work with him and my teacher said I have to!!!! *ugh*

Ok,ok, I'm done w/ the sob story. I got my shipping boxes in the mail a few days ago and I can't wait to stuff em with some cool stuff for my Swap partner!! I loooooooooooooove to shop! But, the box is kinda small so I have to pack it down tight!!! xD

I think I'm going to make a chocolate tree and post the tute on here. For y'all who don't know what a chocolate tree is, it's just a little tree (not a real one) with chocolates covering it. It's really simple and I really wanna make one!!!

As I have told some, my poppet was admitted into the hospital the other day. The doctor said she doesn't have long if I can't find her a skin donor & an eye donor. She does have a possible eye donor, but I don't know if that is confirmed. Today, she's feeling alright but I can tell she doesn't want to be here. I'm going to have to find her a donor---and fast.

So, I better go and be with my angel!

Your's Truly,
Miss Divanistic

Monsters, Pringles, and Yorkies

Ok, so tomorrow is the big Homecoming Assembly and I'm excited! My entire grade (like all the others except the sevvies) got sweet t-shirts! Our grade had Monster's Inc as it's theme and the senior's are the The Incredibles! Well, I think my shirt is really cute, but it justs needs a little "umph" ya kno??? It's a bit too biggish but imma still rock it! lol, I have my matching Monster's Inc hard-hat so all I need is some necklaces and bracelets or something!! Something to stand out and be my crazy self!!

Lately, I've developed a fetish for making bracelets outta Pringles cans thanks to a friend of mine!! And plus, they're really cute so maybe I'll add the tute sometime!

Ugh, my yorkie is bugging the hell outta me! He keeps barking at me trying to bite my feet! Lol, oh well, he's gone w/ my little sis now! xD

Well, that's my random post for the day!!

Your's Truly,
Miss Divanistic

How to give yourself a hot makeover...TUTE

Ok, so it isn't *HOTT* but I think this is a suitable makeover for teens! Mmkay. here it is:

1st- Wash your face. You don't want any makeup mixing with your natural skin oil--you don't want clogged pores!

Now, straighten/curl/ whatever you're going to do with your hair right now, so you won't get sweaty and smudge your make-up. I use Con-Air's Ceramic Straightner. Make sure to have your fave hair-styling products on hand.

Next, Apply your regular skin/pore cleanser and then apply your foundation or concealer---I'm using Bare Escentuals Bisque which works wonders if I must say myself!!

After you're done applying your foundation, grab some Ardell Sculping Gel (for your eyebrows). This stuff only costs $4 and you can buy it at your local drugstore!!

Finally, go to your nearby Sephora or Macy's and pick up some yummy Juicy Tubes!!! This lip gloss made by Lancome are a bit pricy but they are worth it! *If you really don't wanna spend $18 for this, you can always go to Claires for a close imitation (and if I do say myself I love Claires lip gloss too!!)**

Well folks, there ya have it! My perfect (but rushed thru...SORRY!) remedy for saturday-night boredom!!! I haven't posted on my blog last weekend, coz I really didn't have much 2 say I guess xD so I decided to do this!!

Anyway, happy makeovering!

Your's Truly,

Miss Divanistic