OMFG.

Oh my gawd. wtf. None of these words describes my mood right now!!

Ok, so it all started when I was at Walmart w/ my mom, pickin ^ some new glasses because I kinda, umm--stepped on mine... Well, after we were done getting my glasses, we browsed the store and then, I heard someone calling my name.

My mom told me to go to the front and get a cart, because she was ready to go on a spree. Well, as I walked up to the dilluted Walmart worker (who probably had OCD because he was arranging the carts in a perfect straight line, in 5 perfect rows) and grabbed the cart, my ex-crush and the guy that liked me since the 3rd grade was standing there and I just stopped. A LOT can change in so little time. Lol, and I mean for him, not me. I, a geeky 5'0, while he stood tall with a little facial hair. My jaw dropped. I then thought, "OMG my hair's a mess!" and "WTF am I wearing?!" and the ever popular "I have a zit! I HUUUGE zit staring at him right now!" Welll, as those thoughts rushed through my head I nodded him off and said my goodbye. I hurried through the store getting stuck in the Electronics department where I ran into 5 unhappy customers.

I finally caught up with my mom and we continued to shop. Then, I saw him again. He told me it was nice seeing me again and I again, nodded him off. OMG! What was I thinking?! This could've all been prevented if I would've woke my bigfoot up earlier and I would'nt have stepped on my glasses!!! I mean, that was puuurty awkard...it's not like I still like or anything, he's cute, but wow. I mean ,woooow. That has got to be one of the most embarrassing things that has ever happened to me.

I think I'm too horrifyied to talk about my recent trip to Chicago (let's just say someone was about to get b*slapped....), so I'll post pics tommorrow....and please, pray for me!

Your's Truly,
Miss Divanistic