Strange Conversations

lol, soo, I thought I'd share some of the weird converstaions I've had this week:

Me talking to my friend:

Me: Hey, you know what?

My friend: What?

Me: I'm getting married.

My friend: What are you talking about? You're 14.

Me: I know but he's HOTT.

My friend: Oh, you mean like how said you were going to marry Taylor Lautner?

Me: Yeah, but I'm still going to marry him. But he's going to go to Iraq & doesn't have time for me, so I'm divorcing him.

My friend: Wait, what?

Me: First, I'm going to get married to Taylor. He wants to focus on settling down quickly & becoming a doctor/being in the army, so I divorce him. But our daughter comes to lives with me & Tahj.

My friend: Who's Tahj?

Me: Tahj Mowry. My second husband. He cheated on me, so things didn't work out.

My friend: So.....what are we talking about?

Me: I'm getting married. duh.

My friend: But you're divorced....twice.

Me: No, you didn't let me finish. After I leave Tahj, I'm going to get married to......

My friend: To who??

Me: umm....I forgot his name...

My friend: You forgot your husband's name?

Me: I guess. But it doesn't matter..he really likes me.

My friend: But it's your husband!

Me: Husband?! What are you talking about I'm 14!! I'm too young to be married.

*And this went on for a while....lol*

My conversation with my sister:

Kaiya (my sister): YAHHHHHHHHH!! I'm a superhero! *starts punching me*

Me: Ouch! What are you doing? Am I a supervillian or something??

Kaiya: yup. *continues to hit me*

Me: *glances at the tv. hmm, the news is on....* HEY! SUPERHERO GIRL!! There's a fire on Main Street!!! Go go go!!! Blue Skidooed into the tele!!! You can too!! Go go go!!

Kaiya: YAHHH! *runs to the tv while I run away to my rooom

*1 hour later.....*

Me: Hey Supergirl, what's up?

Kaiya: I'm not supergirl anymore.

Me: Oh. Who are you then?

Kaiya: I'm a boy dancer.

Me: Wait what?!

Kaiya: A boy dancer.

Me: umm, ok....what's that??

*And this went on and on until she decided to be both a superhero & a boy dancer...whatever that is.*I know this sounds weird, but these are the kind of conversations that grace my everyday life. Oh god, I need to hang out with other people!!! Lol j/k...*